Placing emphasis on "CHICKEN" in their Chicken-hawk approach, Republicans show how brave they are during war-time.
The trend began with Cheney hiding behind the skirts of Katharine Armstrong to conceal his drunkenness after the alleged "accident."
Now the president allows the only truly popular GOPer, his wife Laura, explain Iraq and Afghanistan to America. She claims the people of Afghanistan "appreciate" the U.S. loss of life and money.
Certainly the Afghan War Lords appreciate not only more power but also more income as a result of House, Senate and Administrative efforts to protect them in an attempt bring some semblance of stability to the region. Guess how an Afghan War-Lord makes his money? Maybe more affordable HEROIN on the streets of America will reduce violent crime here at home but it usually only results in more death from overdoses.
To explain that an almost 24-hour delay in issuing a statement on the shooting was intentional, necessary and in the interest of national security, Bush said it is "something those wussy Democrats don't understand."
Well Mr Nero-bush, we "wussy" Democrats understand this:
When a brave Silver Star winner named John Kerry was attacked by a man now being sentenced for his criminal misconduct, he didn't run to his wife asking her to issue a statement. Kerry stood tall under fire, just like he did in Nam.
When rank and file chicken-hawks attacked Al Gore for his speech condemning wire-tapping, he didn't feel the need to cower behind his wife, as fools called him a "traitor."
As for Russ Feingold, he doesn't even have a wife, but if he's elected, you can bet he won't be hiding behind the First Girl-Friend. Russ has consistently shown courage in the face of insurmountable odds as he attempts to protect our Bill of Rights.